This isn’t about control — it’s about connection.
Our “Obedience Is Our Love Language” sweatshirt is for people who understand that clear communication, consistency, and trust are what create real harmony (with dogs and humans).
Made from soft, garment-dyed fabric, this sweatshirt has that perfectly broken-in feel from day one. Relaxed, cozy, and built for everyday wear — whether you’re training, lounging, or just letting the world know you value structure with heart.
✔ Unisex fit
✔ Ultra-soft, lived-in feel
✔ Durable, high-quality print
✔ Perfect for dog lovers, trainers, and anyone who appreciates boundaries done right
Warning: may attract other people who get it.
Perfect for dog walks, coffee runs, park days, and pretending your dog didn’t just embarrass you in public.
With a comfy mesh back and clean embroidered design, this hat keeps you looking put-together even when your dog has zero chill. It’s durable, adjustable, and pairs beautifully with:
✔ Messy buns
✔ Morning walks
✔ “Sorry, my dog’s in charge” energy
Consider it your official Dog Parent Uniform.
Perfect for dog walks, coffee runs, park days, and pretending your dog didn’t just embarrass you in public.
With a comfy mesh back and clean embroidered design, this hat keeps you looking put-together even when your dog has zero chill. It’s durable, adjustable, and pairs beautifully with:
✔ Messy buns
✔ Morning walks
✔ “Sorry, my dog’s in charge” energy
Consider it your official Dog Parent Uniform.
Meet your new favorite hat — the Cosmo K9 Snapback.
Perfect for dog walks, coffee runs, park days, and pretending your dog didn’t just embarrass you in public.
With a comfy mesh back and clean embroidered design, this hat keeps you looking put-together even when your dog has zero chill. It’s durable, adjustable, and pairs beautifully with:
✔ Messy buns
✔ Morning walks
✔ “Sorry, my dog’s in charge” energy
Consider it your official Dog Parent Uniform.
Meet your new favorite hat — the Cosmo K9 Snapback.
Perfect for dog walks, coffee runs, park days, and pretending your dog didn’t just embarrass you in public.
With a comfy mesh back and clean embroidered design, this hat keeps you looking put-together even when your dog has zero chill. It’s durable, adjustable, and pairs beautifully with:
✔ Messy buns
✔ Morning walks
✔ “Sorry, my dog’s in charge” energy
Consider it your official Dog Parent Uniform.
Perfect for dog walks, coffee runs, park days, and pretending your dog didn’t just embarrass you in public.
With a comfy mesh back and clean embroidered design, this hat keeps you looking put-together even when your dog has zero chill. It’s durable, adjustable, and pairs beautifully with:
✔ Messy buns
✔ Morning walks
✔ “Sorry, my dog’s in charge” energy
Consider it your official Dog Parent Uniform.
Perfect for dog walks, coffee runs, park days, and pretending your dog didn’t just embarrass you in public.
With a comfy mesh back and clean embroidered design, this hat keeps you looking put-together even when your dog has zero chill. It’s durable, adjustable, and pairs beautifully with:
✔ Messy buns
✔ Morning walks
✔ “Sorry, my dog’s in charge” energy
Consider it your official Dog Parent Uniform.
Perfect for dog walks, coffee runs, park days, and pretending your dog didn’t just embarrass you in public.
With a comfy mesh back and clean embroidered design, this hat keeps you looking put-together even when your dog has zero chill. It’s durable, adjustable, and pairs beautifully with:
✔ Messy buns
✔ Morning walks
✔ “Sorry, my dog’s in charge” energy
Consider it your official Dog Parent Uniform.
Perfect for dog walks, coffee runs, park days, and pretending your dog didn’t just embarrass you in public.
With a comfy mesh back and clean embroidered design, this hat keeps you looking put-together even when your dog has zero chill. It’s durable, adjustable, and pairs beautifully with:
✔ Messy buns
✔ Morning walks
✔ “Sorry, my dog’s in charge” energy
Consider it your official Dog Parent Uniform.
Perfect for dog walks, coffee runs, park days, and pretending your dog didn’t just embarrass you in public.
With a comfy mesh back and clean embroidered design, this hat keeps you looking put-together even when your dog has zero chill. It’s durable, adjustable, and pairs beautifully with:
✔ Messy buns
✔ Morning walks
✔ “Sorry, my dog’s in charge” energy
Consider it your official Dog Parent Uniform.
